Wednesday, April 20, 2005

The Fantasmagasmical Jimmy Conrad

KC defender Jimmy Conrad has been communicating directly with the public over the last three years with his regular "column" previously for Sports Illustrated and now for ESPN
He is smart as a whip and retardedly funny. One of his favorite ploys is to ask his teammates stupid questions
Like, "do you prefer...":
Mohawk or Mullet?
Tupac or Notorious B.I.G.?
Being caught checking yourself out in the mirror or mispronouncing a word while telling a story in front of a group of people?
Our team travel attire to be khakis or sweats?
A night out would be spent at Mi Cocina, The Grand Emporium, or your couch at home?
Napoleon Dynamite or Ray?

Check 'im out now
, the funk soul brother


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