World Cup Bid Mad LIbs
Contributing Editor Graham Fox
Welcome to a special du Nord Mad Lib!
Start by filling in the blanks below and then reading through the story. For best effect, fill in the blanks below or get a friend to fill in the blanks before reading the story.
You can also play online or print out a copy using this Google doc!
Winning a World Cup Bid Fill in the Blanks
1. Adjective:___________
2. Type of natural resource:____________
3. VERB ending with ing: ______________
4. Noun: _____________
5. Noun: _____________
6. Day of the week: __________
7. Adjective: _______________
8. Adjective: _______________
9. Emotion: ________________
10. Job title: ________________
11. Verb:___________________
12. Landmark: _______________
13. Important job title: ______________
14. Adjective: ______________________
15. Name of a soccer star: ___________
16. Political figure: _________________
17. Number: ______________________
Winning a World Cup Bid
It’s really (1)ADJ to win a World Cup Bid, but, if you do everything just right, your country may just win!
First, you have to represent a country that produces a lot of (2)NATURAL RESOURCE. Then, you have to start (3)VERB up all the possible representatives. Start by sending each of them a (4)NOUN, and then follow up by sending them a new (5)NOUN at least every (6)DAY OF THE WEEK.
Once you are on an established giving schedule, you can start to really do some bribing. Try sending (7)ADJ amounts of cash to secure votes, all the while realizing that each representative is receiving (8)ADJ amounts of cash from other bidders as well. Try to win their undying (9)EMOTION.
Soon, a delegation of World Cup (10)JOB TITLE will come and visit your country to (11)VERB all of your (12)LANDMARK. It’s important that they are treated as an (13)IMPORTANT JOB TITLE. They really care very (14)ADJ about what they see and inspect.
Finally, you need to put together a great bid book and gather lots of celebrities. During your presentation, be sure to get (15)SOCCER STAR and (16)POLITICAL FIGURE on the stage at the same time. If everything has gone according to plan, you will be notified you’ve won (17)NUMBER days before the actual presentations and voting takes place.
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Welcome to a special du Nord Mad Lib!
Start by filling in the blanks below and then reading through the story. For best effect, fill in the blanks below or get a friend to fill in the blanks before reading the story.
You can also play online or print out a copy using this Google doc!
Winning a World Cup Bid Fill in the Blanks
1. Adjective:___________
2. Type of natural resource:____________
3. VERB ending with ing: ______________
4. Noun: _____________
5. Noun: _____________
6. Day of the week: __________
7. Adjective: _______________
8. Adjective: _______________
9. Emotion: ________________
10. Job title: ________________
11. Verb:___________________
12. Landmark: _______________
13. Important job title: ______________
14. Adjective: ______________________
15. Name of a soccer star: ___________
16. Political figure: _________________
17. Number: ______________________
Winning a World Cup Bid
It’s really (1)ADJ to win a World Cup Bid, but, if you do everything just right, your country may just win!
First, you have to represent a country that produces a lot of (2)NATURAL RESOURCE. Then, you have to start (3)VERB up all the possible representatives. Start by sending each of them a (4)NOUN, and then follow up by sending them a new (5)NOUN at least every (6)DAY OF THE WEEK.
Once you are on an established giving schedule, you can start to really do some bribing. Try sending (7)ADJ amounts of cash to secure votes, all the while realizing that each representative is receiving (8)ADJ amounts of cash from other bidders as well. Try to win their undying (9)EMOTION.
Soon, a delegation of World Cup (10)JOB TITLE will come and visit your country to (11)VERB all of your (12)LANDMARK. It’s important that they are treated as an (13)IMPORTANT JOB TITLE. They really care very (14)ADJ about what they see and inspect.
Finally, you need to put together a great bid book and gather lots of celebrities. During your presentation, be sure to get (15)SOCCER STAR and (16)POLITICAL FIGURE on the stage at the same time. If everything has gone according to plan, you will be notified you’ve won (17)NUMBER days before the actual presentations and voting takes place.
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posted by Graham at 22:08
2 Comments:
Digging Mr Oizo!
Please tell Sepp _____ (vulgar adjective) to ___ (verb) a/an ____ (noun). FIFA should be disbanded or at least the WC Committee should be ___ (verb) out/in/to ___ (noun).
FIFA is a sham, hiding behind their "benevolent" activities they mentioned before announcement.
I bought my World Cup tickets from Jack Warner.
i too bought my tickets from Jack Warner
It’s really exhausting to win a World Cup Bid, but, if you do everything just right, your country may just win!
First, you have to represent a country that produces a lot of gold. Then, you have to start spanking up all the possible representatives. Start by sending each of them a tree, and then follow up by sending them a new road at least every Tuesday.
Once you are on an established giving schedule, you can start to really do some bribing. Try sending huge amounts of cash to secure votes, all the while realizing that each representative is receiving gray amounts of cash from other bidders as well. Try to win their undying anger.
Soon, a delegation of World Cup office managers will come and visit your country to jump all of your Liberty Bells. It’s important that they are treated as an Tsar. They really care very humble about what they see and inspect.
Finally, you need to put together a great bid book and gather lots of celebrities. During your presentation, be sure to get Pele and Putin on the stage at the same time. If everything has gone according to plan, you will be notified you’ve won 3 days before the actual presentations and voting takes place.
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