Thursday, June 05, 2008

I'm Not Bruce But I Play One on TV Update

What's up y'all? Your man SF from The Offside Rules again. I'm here pinch hitting for Il Brucio whilst he is away attempting to bring joy to the English.

Bruce

See what I mean? I'm sure that cat on the left is a nice bloke and all but he looks like he could use an injection of smile-juice. Our Bruce, on the right, has no such problem so he just going let the whole of Blighty take in through osmosis. They'll be fine after that, so long as they don't watch anymore Lars Von Treer films.

EDITORIAL NOTE FROM BRUCE: That guy on the left was not dour. He just sat through 90 minutes of Team USA at Wembley. I was posing for the camera like a trained monkey. So please, if you have to blame someone, don't blame the man, blame the inducer.

Now what would make Bruce even happier is that if in his stead I put up something mentioning this weeks MLS games. Week 11 is almost like a Lifetime mini-series with games on every night from today until Sunday. Between the league matches, 2 US national team games, and the start of Euro 08 I don't know if my marriage will hold up until Monday.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008 A.D.
Houston Dynamo vs. DC United 7.30pm EST (RAINED OUT...what is this baseball?)

Thursday, June 05, 2008 A.D.
Chivas USA vs. Red Bull New York (aka Goats vs. Bulls aka "the Barnyard Cup") 7.30pm EST

Friday, June 06, 2008 A.D.
FC Dallas vs. New England Revolution 6.30pm EST

Saturday, June 07, 2008 A.D.
San Jose Earthquakes vs. Columbus Crew 7.30pm EST
DC United vs. Chicago Fire 8.30pm EST
Kansas City Wizards vs. Real Salt Lake 9.00pm EST
Colorado Rapids vs. LA Galaxy 10.30pm EST


Sunday, June 08, 2008 A.D.
Toronto FC vs. Houston Dynamo 8.30pm EST

5 Comments:

Blogger chad said...

seriously...rained out...come out to a real salt lake game in april and sit in the snow with us...i can't imagine what europe will say when they see a postponed game for rain.

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

more likely lightning, unless field unplayable

4:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there was a deluge of rain, unexpected bad drainage, and the threat of lightning. They played 16 min after a delay, only to have the match called. The ball was stopping dead on the pitch.

btw, in England, they have a few "frozen pitch" situations each year...

5:38 PM  
Blogger SF said...

Balls should never "float inot the box" literally.

8:43 AM  
Anonymous Demko said...

i think that's jose mourinho's brother

4:35 PM  

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