Sucky Fucky Fi' Dolla'

On Tuesday April 26, 2005 there will be a fantastic looking soccer match being played. The Champions League Semifinal pitting heavily favored powerhouse AC Milan against highly explosive newcomer, and massive underdog PSV.
ESPN2 owns the rights to broadcast this game in America.
Are they going to show it?
Of course not.
Do you know what they are showing at that time?
Well, I'll tell ya:
2004 World Series Of Poker Presented By Miller High Life (Yeah, year old poker!) - 1:00 pm to 2:00 pm
Wire To Wire (Whatever that is?!?!?) - 2:00 pm to 2:30 pm
Stump The Schwab (Whatever the flippin' flack THAT is?!?!? - I assume that's some sorta birthdefect porn.) - 2:30 pm to 3:00 pm
So there ya go.
Better this than nothing.
Good call ESPN, me love you long time.